Conder Family

Here’s your sneak peak!

The good looking family.

They were high school sweethearts, and so sweet!

I think this picture of her is stunning.

This little guy was a trooper.  It was hot and humid and he did not feel well, but he did great.  Isn’t he the cutest?

If you are wanting to book a session I am still running my summer special.  Scroll down for details. 

Installing a husband….

This was shared on a photography forum that I am a member of.  I got a kick out of it, and wanted to past it on to you.  Enjoy!

 

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance – particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: ‘I Thought You Loved Me.exe’ and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Passive Aggressive Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly beta interface with circular reference loop capability. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good luck,
Tech Support

Summer Special!!

Book your session with me between now and August 30th (actual session date can be after that date) and receive 20% off of your portrait/package order!  Your deposit must be received within 7 days of booking your session. 

Seniors:

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The Simon Family

I met up with these guys this weekend.  I shot their wedding last year.  Maybe one day I will get around to putting those up here.  😉

 

Mizz J…. isn’t she gorgeous?  She used to model for a jean company.  Justin’s I think…. or maybe it was Wranglers.  I’m not to with it on the cowboy/girl denim companies.  I’m sure that she will correct me!

This man cracks me up.  He is such a goofball!  He was making a goofy face in almost every shot!

She takes after her daddy….   Goof Ball Jr. 

She takes after her Momma too…  isn’t she beautiful?